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Costco forced to recall 80,000 lbs of butter – because the label fails to mention it contains milk (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

okay guys hear me out. what if instead they gave all 80,000 butters to me. i’m one or the most lactose tolerant people i know, and i promise to put it all to good use.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i promise to put it all to good use

You're going to take a butter bath, aren't you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

you don’t need to worry about that part. just give me the butter and i’ll take care of the rest