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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A chicken is botanically a fruit if you're high enough to contemplate such things

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah I get it. The seeds are on the inside of the chicken. I mean I'm also high, but I get it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Bookmarking this comment for later when I'm blazed.

[–] sbv 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if the chicken is high, but I'm sober?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Get a stool?

(If that's not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I honestly don't know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-

"Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?"

They would think, "I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?