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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is exactly why people are trying to kill him. If the system refuses to incapacitate him, the people will find a way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

The people who have tried so far seem to be right wingers more interested in making a name for themselves than any ideological motive.

Those of us who already have dancing shoes for whenever his arteries finally finish the job aren't exactly looking forward to making him a martyr for President Vance to use either.