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Ryan Grim column

article by Krystal Kyle & Friends
Nov 06, 2024

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

GOP runs adds attacking moderate Democrats as far left liberals and beats them in every swing state. What the hell do people think would happen to an actual far left liberal?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Millions of leftists who somehow secretly make up the majority of the US population yet never vote like it, would suddenly appear at the polls and usher in a socialist utopia. Climate change would immediately stop. Everyone would drop windows and install Arch. Unix socks would replace stockings on the mantle this Christmas, the major broadcasting networks would replace all their content with star trek reruns, trains would sprout up like weeds replacing cars and somehow take everyone where they need to go despite how spread out much of the country is, veganism would go mainstream with people meeting each Sunday to discuss more ways to avoid meat while cows, now liberated would stop burping and start dancing in exchange for tips, every copy of mariah carey's christmas music would vanish...

[–] CrustyCrinkles 1 points 1 month ago

You were on the right track up until Mariah Carey. You touch the queen of Christmas, now thats going too far.

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