Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

friend says fucked up shit, asks if you agree

"What? No. Shit no! I believe you get your ass kicked for saying shit like that."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah. Don't wait for them to ask. Tell them they are being an asshat. It's good for them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't believe that was in this fine piece of cinema. Ass Clown on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Treat them like the printer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What the fuck dude, you're talking like there's no paper in tray two after I just filled it. Fuck off!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PC LOAD LETTER

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck does that mean?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Do you hear yourself right now?"

I would never treat people the way I feel towards printers! Hateful, vile things...