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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 hours ago

Oh they know how to win. They just don't want to. The policy decisions that would lock in Dem control for generations to come run counter to the goals of DNC Services Corp. Because they're a corp.