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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have they tried committing multiple felonies ? Are they even watching and learning ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They just vowed not to!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Vowed? Wow.