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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon watches a scary movie with his gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OHGODOHGOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Show 'em your butthole!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))