Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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that's basically fine (file.garden)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is removing swords from inside one's body detrimental or beneficial in this situation?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yes

(wait, not enough confidence, how about dialing it up a couple notches...)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That depends; are you a mansquito?

[–] Piemanding 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. A womansquito.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

If you were born full of swords, you should probably not remove them. If they were put there by doctors, then you should ask your doctor, if they studied philosophy, archaeology, or medicine. Depending on their background, their advice may vary.

If you just woke up with swords in you, then you may like to consider this a financial boon, as swords can sell for quite a lot these days.

[–] sbv 5 points 2 weeks ago

It depends if they were supposed to be there or not.