this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ridiculous. If your number is skipped, you pick another number and keep waiting.

[–] festnt 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but what if it's skipped again and again until you die of hunger?!??!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as the store isn't a 24x7 operation, at some point they will want to close. If you're still there, they'll ask you what you want.

At that point, you panic and run home.

[–] festnt 2 points 2 weeks ago

no, you stand there, too scared to do anything until they call the cops and then, when you're being interrogated 1 to 1, then you tell them