Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
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- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
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That's the cost of my mortgage, and I have a 6 bedroom house.
How is Wyoming this time of year?
It's actually super pretty. Give me a stable internet connection and I could live in the back woods of Wyoming happily.
Starlink could probably do that for you!
I'm not sure I want to have anything to do with a service Musk is involved in.
Don't get me wrong, we have Starlink as a backup circuit at the office and the speeds are fantastic, but I wouldn't base my relocation on it.
5 bedrooms here. I pay $200 less. Buying at the right time lottery.
Yeah. I didn't realize it was a good time to buy, I just bought when the timing was right for me. I have no idea how or if other people will get this kind of opportunity for home ownership again. Here's to keeping up the house and property to give to my kids as inheritance. Cheers!
Good luck with that if you have any medical issues. Medicare spend down is a bitch. Takes everything.
Damn really? I assume you've been there awhile?
Yeah. No way I could purchase the house I live in now if I had to buy it today.
Yeah, our mortgage is decent and we're still paying around $950 for a 3-bedroom.
It's cheaper than the co-op dues (so taxes + maintenance) that I pay for my 1-bedroom.