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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Theseus is the guy who kidnapped Helen of Troy! Or that’s what the stories tell us. Maybe it was the ship’s fault!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

oh, so when they say she has a face that launched a thousand ships, they were all just that one boat with a thousand makeovers?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes! Something about her face really attracts boats for some reason!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Massive overbite. Great for scraping off barnacles.

(In before the reinterpretation of that last word as a Greek name.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That was after eloping from the second kidnapping/"rescue".