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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Answering No is one of the few exceptions I make in my stance against the death penalty. One strike, no trial, instant death sentence to be carried out by the nearest available citizen using the most convenient method as picked by the executioner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The aforementioned shopping cart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

We've invented the electric chair already. The electric shopping cart should be easy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

I’m disabled - walking and standing are very difficult and painful for me - leaving the shopping cart as near as possible to the disabled bay without it being an obstruction is the right thing to do. You can immediately get the support of something to lean on as soon as possible after leaving the car.

Just something to consider. I now submit to your judgment for your death penalty :D