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I'll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you'll miss people and lose them.
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

At least I won't be a snail in a metal ball full of salt.

EDOT: Typo, snail <-> small

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is this a quote from something? I'm OOTL.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail

One of the solutions was to put it in a giant metal ball and throw it into the sun or something. The salt was just out of spite.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oof, that was a hard one. Autocorrect strikes again.