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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was about to say that this doesn't belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

At least you didn’t eat the onions at McDonalds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

At least it wasn't just me.