this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone needs to drive a car. Should I therefore be the butt of a joke for being chronically dry?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure you could just apply some ointment or something to your chronically dry butt 🤷