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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon records a slow motion video (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] Gullible 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no gif in the post

Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make that video yourself.

There's no scarcity on dicks, furniture and smartphones.

[–] Gullible 9 points 1 month ago

Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.