this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So is oxygen, but you gotta keep breathing.

The sun at least also makes you happy.

[–] twoface 5 points 1 month ago

Dihydrogen monoxide also tries to kill you

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