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Anon reviews a game on steam (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The reply: Thanks for the money dipshit

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be incredibly stupid.

1 bad review wouldn't put me off a game I was genuinely interested in, but the dev being a total douche canoe would.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I like to read the bad reviews. I know everyone has different tastes. A constructive bad review can sell me a game if the things that person didn't like aren't a deal breaker for me.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

This is somewhat separate, but personally I find that the most reliable way to find good restaurants is to read the bad reviews and see if they have real complaints or if they were just in a foul mood because there was a wait to get a table without booking. If the restaurant replies that can be helpful too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The best one on when the reviews are can incoherent.

Best one I saw was

thus tame should be free , there are orth gmes lime thisone and they are not as good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how did they spell 'like' as "lime"??? there's two keys between 'k' and 'm'!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

K and M are neighbors on QWERTY

QWERTYUIOP
 ASDFGHJKL
  ZXCVBNM

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago

gasp!!! such dastardly keyboard layout!!! how do you ever find anything???

[–] brbposting 1 points 1 month ago

Tuer word nnver soken

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

*presses refund*