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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Serve with mayonnaise.

😂 There's a kind of innocent madness in this "recipe" that makes me happy.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

This absolutely screams "I was zooted on lithium when I came up with this" 🫤

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

making the mayo optional was the only mercy to be found in this recipe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Keep in mind, some dude in the 50's probably came home to this expecting meat and potatoes. Say what you will about "traditional marriage", but I'd only wish this travesty on the worst of the worst.