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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Treat your taste kindly with KENT, the cigarette with the NEW Micronite filter!

^^Micronite ^^is ^^asbestos.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Oh oh, I've got one too. It's not containing Asbestos but Thorium (or Radium respectively) tho.

"Doramad radioactive toothpaste"

"Creates natural freshness in the mouth!"

"Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended."

"What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively."

Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Jesus fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yes, the market will grind us all into a thin gruel for another dollar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

At least you don't have to worry about caries anymore 💀

[–] Classy 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I thought Alex Jones' colloidal silver was insane

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The irony is that production was only stopped after Hiroshima and Nagasaki as nobody wanted to buy radioactive toothpaste any more. So the US which developed nukes against the Germans actually saved the Germans from radioactive poisoning by dropping said nukes on Japan.

One could say it left a bitter taste in some German's mouths. ^(I couldn't resist)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's because of that kind of thing that I'm always skeptical of startups bringing new and shiny things, that weren't properly studied or tested, and promising to revolutionize something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey, how about that somewhat rushed mrna vaccine 😅

To be fair, fuck getting covid, plus there was significant related research, so I'm vaccinated...but also...👀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You know what, their claim about odour being caused by bacteria, and bacteria being damaged by radiation is on point.

I'm sure you'll have some odour when your mouth turns into a giant weeping sore though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weapons grade teeth.....you should only have 20 teeth left at adulthood to safely use this product with a 90% chance of having no chain reaction events.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

in German they say "Für ein strahlendes Lächeln" (for a radiant/beaming smile)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this double cancer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Super cancer actually, it's an easy mistake to make

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

turbo cancer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hiper cancer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

turbocancer sticks!

now with better flavour!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer's here, some there, it's every-fuckin'-where!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love seeing Ted Lasso jokes in the wild. :D