Curated Tumblr

3988 readers

437 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

Image descriptions and plain text captions of written content are expected of all screenshots. Here are some image text extractors (I looked these up quick and will gladly take FOSS recommendations):

-web

-iOS

-android

Please begin copied raw text posts (lacking a screenshot that makes it apparent it is from Tumblr) with:

# This has been reposted here to Lemmy as part of the "Curated Tumblr Project."

I made the icon using multiple creative commons svg resources, the banner is this.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Apytele

[email protected]

136

Bountiful Jesting (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by LolaCat to c/curatedtumblr

1 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] LolaCat 8 points 1 year ago

Transcription:

cryptotheism

radiofreederry asked:
You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.

cryptotheism answered:
You're just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

radiofreederry

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

cryptotheism

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don't have.

radiofreederry

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

cryptotheism

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

7,295 notes

Original Post (Tumblr)