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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if we need to criticise her choice of weapon as much as his.

It's rocking a fucking flail underwater.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A comically oversized flail, that realistically would have drawn him down into the depths

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on it's buoyancy, though. Perhaps it's not metal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's got other tactical issues. The chain being too long and the handle being too short. Overall it's not going to do much as a weapon.

But that's not really the point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?