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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

B.J.

Blow

Blow Job

Blow the Whistle

Bone-Lipper

Chew It

Cop a Doodle

Cop a Stem

Drop on It

Eat Dick

Fluting

French Job

French Way

Get a Facial

Give Face

Give Head

Give Pearls

Gobble

Gobble the Goop

Go Down

Go Down for a Whomp

Go Down On

Gum a Root

Gunch

Head Job

Hum a Tune

Hum Job

Hummer

Inhale the Oyster

Knob Job

Lay Some Lip

Mouth Fuck

Munch

Open Wide for Chunky

Pipe Job

Piston Job

Play a Tune

Polish the Chrome

Polish the Knob

Serve Head

Slob the Knob

Smoke a Dick

Smoke the White Owl

Suck a Bondini

Suck Dick

Suck Off

Suck the Sugar-Stick

Sucky-Fucky

Swallow a Sword

Swing on It

Tongue Job

Worship At the Altar

Wring It Dry

This was copied from a random forum post from The Year 2000

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Polish minds cannot comprehend this.