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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (8 children)

While this graph is speed over time, it would be more beneficial to measure particles over time so that you can also approximate the volume of each fart under each curve.

[–] loaExMachina 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How would they measure the number of particles in the first place tho ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

They already have the speed measurement, they just need to multiply that by the sphincter diameter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Taste test?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pooticulomometer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do they measure the speed?

[–] loaExMachina 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Using a Pitot tube

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

a P'Toot tube?

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