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[–] [email protected] 186 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Frank didn't even look at it. He just fed your claim into their computer and it spat out a rejection.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Bold to assume he bothered to feed it to a computer when you can just reject without having to do that. Feeding something to a computer takes time, and time is money y'know.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Frank bought a self-inking stamp that says "REJECTED" and saw a 70% productivity increase.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Frank has management written all over him!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Nonsense. Frank was replaced with an AI years ago. It only took a half hour to train on a Raspberry Pi.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Everything is filed electronically, having a person step in will always be more work and money dude…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

And leaves a nasty paper trail!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If check: accept

Else: reject