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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

god, you're like one of those people who tell me not to clap at movies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This got a genuine lol out of me. I'm imagining the patient explanation, "See, the actors can't hear you..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh God you probably also going to clap the airline pilot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

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