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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Very much this. You don't have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon