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[–] [email protected] 134 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Didn't see what community I was in when I read the post and thought there were just a lot of people here who hate stand up comedians doing crowd work

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought it was referring to "standup meetings," which is what we called weekly meetings with the commander in the military.

Everyone stands for the commander when he enters a room, then each person presenting needs to be standing while briefing the commander.

It's military protocol for a high-ranking officer, although the cool officers would tell everyone to buck protocol, remain seated, and just give them the bullet points so we can get back to work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate crowd work. Getting called on while on a night out is my worst nightmare

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Just don't answer the comedian, or don't sit close lol