196

17002 readers

1246 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

qaz

748

Toxic Masculinity rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

113 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And it's a bottle opener

Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren't alcoholic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So uh... the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table... Am I poor or an alcoholic?

[–] mindbleach 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For starters, you don't own a very fancy coffee table.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And your couch?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A wild Vance appears

[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 months ago

Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Doesn't matter if you're sober, or even a man. It's wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it's more wise to listen them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

TIL I'm actually manly