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[–] mindbleach 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For starters, you don't own a very fancy coffee table.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 1 points 4 months ago

Oh well in that case, at least the couch is fancy. Jorkin Dapeenits has discerning tastes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Doesn't matter if you're sober, or even a man. It's wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it's more wise to listen them.