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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Explanation: Caesar, at the age of 32, was still a relative no-one, a minor Roman politician from a well-established family, and mourned this fact, weeping at a statue of Alexander because he felt that, at 32, he had achieved nothing, while Alexander, by 32, had performed massive and glorious deeds.

Your life isn't over at 32. You got a long road ahead of you.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

let's not forget that Alex was a favoured son of a great king himself. one could argue that the pedestal he'd been given allowed him to "succeed" faster.

that should give some perspective on Xander's achievements, great as they are, even if it should not take away from them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

that should give some perspective on Xander's achievements, great as they are, even if it should not take away from them.

Buffy, on the other hand..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Most "great men" have a backstory like that. The world's not meritocratic, and the ancient world didn't even pretend to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yup this. The great man theory is so overblown imo. They only did what they can because they inherit a good situation.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your life isn't over at 32. You got a long road ahead of you.

Tell that to J.H. Christ, from Nazareth.

[–] assaultpotato 7 points 2 months ago

Tell that to Alexander himself, who died at 32 lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Antoninus Pius didn't become successor to the position of Emperor until he was 52. Genghis Khan didn't embark on his first major conquests until he was 48. You got time to become the most powerful man in the world.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like a lot of work.

I may have a motivation problem; not an age problem 🤔

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried being born into power? I'm told that works wonders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I think I’ll just have another donut instead…

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad 8 points 2 months ago

Well you're probably related to Khan so get out there n make great²⁰granpa proud

[–] explodicle 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I guess this was not a Sneakers reference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Unless you die at the age of 32.