this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's an fps though. How would he know if you only see gun and space-magic staff?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well you see, there are sometimes 9 other players out there.

[–] loutr 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If he's playing Mercy, 4 of these 9 aren't playing her. And if there's one on the other team, the fact that he's playing Mercy is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

the fact that he’s playing Mercy

[–] teegus 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didnt say he was playing her, he said he was playing with her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Alright sold. Back to the meaning of life.

[–] UnRelatedBurner 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

could people maybe.. oh idk.. lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

What in the absolute god damn fuck?! Ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Character portrait?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

When you die you see your whole character. I guess OP was very bad.