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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by 0x4E4F to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, we can't get gigabit fiber everywhere. No, I don't care if your program needs it. Yes, the laws of physics are laws for a reason. Write more robust code.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Write more robust code.

Sure, I could read a book about best practices and Big O...but...What if we just table the idea for a few iterations of Moore's Law instead?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

and Big O

It's asymptotic. Slower O doesn't mean faster program.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

wat.

When I say Big O, I'm talking about the slick jazzy anime about rejecting true love and living with heartbreak because we believe a lie about our own superiority. This is always true, no matter what the discussion context. If I happen to say anything remotely relevant to mathematical Big O, that is just a deeply weird coincidence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh! You meant Moore's Law is asymptotic!?

Yes! That is key to the joke I was making.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gigabit fiber? You're in some posh spot but needs to downgrade for some reason, right?