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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If God is real he'd have let me stay illiterate

[–] Early_To_Risa 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God doesn't come around these parts

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.