this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
466 points (97.6% liked)

196

17027 readers
870 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago

What if I'm dummy thicc and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the small birds and rodents anyway?

Can I has a bit of collar, as a treat?