US Authoritarianism

[Warning: ridiculous existential musings incoming from your question. I lost someone recently and I'm questioning everything.]

What if the Religious Right is some kind of modern-day antithesis to the Tree of Knowledge, its grotesquely interwoven branches of congregants luring others to eat from, and live within, their Tree of True Evil?

What if, at the Fall, Adam and Eve were merely releasing themselves from their creator and captor, from God himself, through eating the forbidden fruit? And that Eden was no utopia, it was really just a prison?

What if God is the bad guy here? And the Religious Right are a reflection of God's actual being and not the God described so perfectly in Scripture?

What if God is now manifesting himself through the Religious Right, rather than Scripture, to convince more of his "children" to return to his "watchful" guard, to be rewarded in Heaven, to live with Him, in Him, in the Unity of the Holy Spirit, all Glory is Yours Almighty Father, forever and eeeeveeer??

I mean, he put us here, right? Why can't he just stop the whole thing in its tracks? Or ... Maybe he doesn't have all the power in this sticky Creation situation? Maybe...

Wait. Why does God sound like a scumbag ex?

Guys, what if we have it all backwards?

What if we have a Mom God, and Dad God just made up that bullshit about the rib to explain away any questions about a possible Mom God, let alone ever giving her a written word? (I made her, so I speak for her.)

What if we're in the middle of some sort of nasty interuniversal deity custody dispute??? Maybe Mom God didn't want us to suffer, so we were emancipated, and our entire existence was supposed to be Deity-Free, but Dad God couldn't handle not having control, taxing the shit out out of us with biblical directives even he doesn't follow, instead of receiving some secure attachment to Mom God via knowledge of the physical realities of this world.

Is Dad God just looking to yank all his kids back, and I mean all of them, no matter how willing or unwilling they are to go home with Almighty Daddy? But he can't, because he can't just rapture us outright, or the jig is up, and so we have to live according to see who gets lucky enough to stay at his house and drink all the Holy Mountain Dew and eat all the Holy Hot Pockets we can guzzle down?

What if the Devil isn't a fallen angel at all, but actually Mom God being slandered and literally demonized by Daddy? And Mom God was only here trying to bring us knowledge of our own autonomy and ability, to set us free?

... Maybe Dad God is only trying to get more child support so he can buy more simulators on Steam and never actually play them because he's greedy and lazy and every other deadly sin he likes to project onto us. I mean, we were made in his image, right? No wonder everyone is capable of inhumanity. Dude wants to keep us locked up. That seems pretty inhumane.

Yet he says he is perfect. "Yeeahhh, everything wrong you filthy humans is because of that damned snake in the tree!!!" No, we were always the way we were, Dad God, that "damned devil" was just trying to help us get out from under God's graceless grace.

We are a forgotten Steam sim, mommy tried, and daddy never loved us.

^ahhhhh^ ^im^ ^so^ ^high^ ^sorry^ ^guys^

Edit: apparently I can't spell deity.

I can only speak for myself and my experience as a former Christian.

For many actually devout Christians, as in Christians who not only read the Bible but do their best to follow its teachings, would probably not believe it if someone went around and said he was Jesus. so regardless of what he said. It's kind of like Half Life 3: they have an "image" of who Jesus is and he would look like an Arab, not the white hippie that we're all used to seeing.

The Christian Right uses religion as a way to justify their behavior, primarily their hatred. They don't call it hatred. They call it God's Love(tm).

These are the assholes who hold up signs saying whatever is immoral because of some random verse in the Bible, as if that should somehow convince people that it's right.

They read Jesus' message for love and understanding and say, "Oh, that's nice! I do that everyday with the people I love!" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

But then they read Paul's letters about judgment and casting people out and see that as "Well, if I don't agree with you, it must mean I have to do this to you!"

Again, it's not about what the Bible says. It's about what they use it for. They use it to feel good about themselves and to exert their power over others under the guise of Christian Love.

They are blind to it because they don't see their hypocrisy. They are, in fact, pharisees.

I believe Jewish Shtetls were another early example of humans naturally forming these types of societies.

Yeah, I mean, just because some moistened tart lobbed a sword at him…

Weren’t they an autonomous anarchical commune or something (or so they thought)?