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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"OH shit, Bobby shot some bystanders. We better say there was a reason we were shooting other than he was running away."

"He had a knife! That's the ticket!"

No knife found. Just typical police bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

There's body camera footage, and multiple eyewitnesses, do you really think they're going to make up a knife?