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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh, username doesn't check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

Jk I love how you can write like you've been put on the spot and need to answer quickly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Man i've have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao

Yeah, the key is to add "umm" and "uhh" here and there. Makes it conversational