this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry

Long-Ass Balls

Long-Ball Larry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?