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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ve enjoyed many simulator games, but I’ve come to appreciate that there is a point where a game is too realistic to be fun. It needs to highlight the fun parts of simulating, and downplay the parts that are not so fun.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Up until someone makes depression simulator and gamifies it into an addictive engaging game.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's already a thing, it's called League of Legends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess you guys are depressed because you are not cool enough to play Dota.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They're depressed not suicidal

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guy we're talking about the Sims

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's not realistic about a man breaking down in his own piss in front the espresso machine he somehow wasn't able to leave for the bathroom while his wife drowned in the pool just because it didn't have a ladder?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A tale as old as time

[–] taladar 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, you would have difficulty going to the toilet too if it took 1h each time you did so and 3h to take a shower.