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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Hmm... better just have one, then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

+/- 3,000 years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Uranium doesn't usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Water? We've got plenty of that. And it's heavy, so that should mean it's extra safe.