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I'm starting to get grey hairs already (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

big yikes unc! 💀 but fr, that based af - it's lit you understood the assignment. no glaze but you passed the vibe check, some salty boomers yap and get ratiod like a npc opp. gen z in our fire era we finna glow up, no cap 🗣️🔥🔥🙅‍♂️🧢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a relatable teacher poster, sorry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I assume the most represented generation on Lemmy are millennials, with Z (and apparently Alpha are old enough) being underrepresented. I'd say X is probably underrepresented as well, but less so than younger. I like to think Lemmy is out here on the cutting edge, but I'm old so I'm probably wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean I'm 22 which puts me solidly in zoomer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sure, not suggesting there are none. In fact, it's totally feeling, and a poll might shed some light on it, but sometimes I just like to guesstimate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Son, you're grounded from the internet. Now go to your room and start reading books.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

that used to be the slang when I was young, it's outdated already. no clue what kids nowadays use.