Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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JD Vance (feddit.org)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] Famous_Anus_Cookies 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

[–] Famous_Anus_Cookies 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, you're right.