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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

[–] brbposting 3 points 2 months ago

I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.