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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My mom works in a school and her 3rd and 4th graders regularly use slang she doesn't understand. She regularly texts me for translations so she knows if she needs to talk to the kids about inappropriate language. It's the reason I'm so up to date on the current slang of kids and teens. Meanwhile, I still use yeet unironically every day. Apparently yeet is super outdated lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeet feels like one of those slang words that winds up being part of the standard lexicon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We can only hope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago