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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A well written resume, a firm handshake, and a willingness to knock on doors is the key to success.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Don't be afraid to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep doing exactly this to the girl at the gas station but it hasn't worked yet??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Maybe ask first?