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Aliens, first observing croutons: Humans enjoy mixing hard, crunchy toasted objects into salads.
Aliens, first observing shrimp in salads, furiously crushing out the first line: Humans don't like hard, crunchy salad ingredients.
guy eating salad: I wish this hurt
guy who invented croutons: have I got something for you