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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Jenny, how predictable do you think I am? It's cider this time. Take it back!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well Jenny has no idea you need more tea. Now. Not when you are almost finished eating. I don’t want a to-go tea, I want tea refreshed while I’m eating. I also don’t want an entirely new glass of tea, I want my current glass refilled with tea AND ice. Don’t bring me iced tea without ice. That is all. 🫤