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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Amazed to see this. New old house. Used oven for first time. Some sort of stench and black gunk dripping from top heat shield. Gas stove. Investigate. Pull out pieces of a gun. Glock or something. Previous owner stops by for mail (unusual situation). I had over the melted pieces, "you forget something in the oven?" "Oh shit. No problem, I can fix it." "uh.. Okaaaaay... "

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He can 3D print or just but a new frame. The metal parts will be fine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But maybe that individual should not.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe he meant he could fix the oven. Which he could ... by moving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What is this scenario referring to? Is there another article with actual details, or...?